Tuesday, June 22, 2010

schizophonic Resort

we opend this big resort at butterfly beach santa barbra..its a closed resort for lesbians only..no gay men..only gay woman..its a big project that has 3 diffrent hotel resorts..all rooms compined are 6000 rooms..so each hotel has a nightclub and a bar lounge , each hotel has a pool a gym and a spa,each hotel has 3 diffrent restuants,the resturants are diffrent and anyone from outside the resort can visit them..each hotel has it own style and uniqness..first you hve the arabian palace..it has 3 resturants,one nightclub its christain adigars,one lounge and bar,spa,gym,amazing 20000 meters green garden of palm trees,flowers,gazales and dont foget the camel rides,this hotel also provides a photo booth to dress up as arabin..it also has a tennis court,the prices are reasonable for everyone.it also has 10 arabic shops...one cafe
the other hotel is a smaller version of the famous las vegas hotel..the ventain hotel..it has those boat rides..its 60000 meters long..aroundt hotel..it has gym and spa, it has 30 shops of pure italian shops only from coutoure to cheap to food,it has 4 resturants, one nightcub LAX and it has tao lounge,it has an opera theater of only 200 seats,it has a small wedding chapel. since cali leglized marriage,it has ofcourse walks around the canal where ppl staying in the hotel can see everyone walking..the walk is with the shops.this hotel is uniqe ad it ha 2 coffee shops

tthe other hotel is called Luxe Hotel..its a modren hotel..that has ghost bar,playgirl nightclub , 10 resturants, 2 pool bars, 40 shops of everything,20 lane bowling ally, 12 holes golf course, gym,spa, 4 movie theaters, art gallery, brodway show, comdy show,peep show,botiniacal gardens the largest in cali,scuba diving lessons,banan rides from here only,jet skis,surfing lessons and eqibments,2 salons,clinic,3 coffee shops,2 beach open air restants,and dont forget the amazing beach for swimming and tanning..we also opend a lesbian history museum, and celebrity madame tussade, but we couldnt forget that some ppl need to ski..so we opend the ice dome ski center..the fi of entering is 25 dollars..it has a hocky rink and skating rink..it also has a 90000 meter of snow for skiing..it has a shop for equibment.and 3 coffee shops..so the ice dome is always busy all year round..this place also has a ballroom for rent for weddings,private events and partys..it can take up to 3000 guests..it also has a 5000 meter beautiful green garden ..this get booked alot for weddings,,we also puted 3 rock climbing climbs on the beach,beach volly ball 3  nests,we opend a karoke club,we opend a 200 seat boxing theater for weekly matches,we opend a small casino,and an arcade center,we opend a small aquriam,this was heaven for lesbians..we never had a non booked season..we also opend a concert hall that can take up to 120000 thousand person..we bring A List artists and only lesbians are allowed..so the schizophonic resort is a big hit..sometimes lesbians come just to party at the nightclubs or eat at the resturants or just go to a show or shop..its haven for them